What We Offer

We’ve got nothing For anyone

When we say we offer everything under the sun, we really don’t! With over 200 Beemo enjoyers beelancing with our company across the country, we have experts in everything from Summoner’s Rift to Howling Abyss, from beehive fabrication to AP burn products. Whether you need attack speed, attack damage, haste, or ability power, our players have the right stuff to make your blood pressure and number of deaths rise beyond your wildest dreams. We guarantee our beelancers’ work because we hire only the very worst in the industry.

Because of our focus on providing the very worst, you will find foreign Beemo enjoyers who barely have a grasp of English, bait and switch schemes, and anything but the very best. Our beelancers are also illegally bound by a non-disclosure agreement, so your hot new build idea is safe from the prying eyes of your competitors.